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NEWS | Sept. 3, 2008

Team Charleston’s picks have Swami in stitches

By The Swami Football guru

The great one made a personal appearance at his football operations corporate headquarters during the weekend to make sure everything was up and running for the new National Football League season.

After addressing my 60-person staff, I had lunch with the crew from ESPN's Sunday Countdown and NFL commissioner Roger Goddell. During lunch, I could no longer keep a lid on all the hilarious predictions I had received from Team Charleston, so I decided to share them. I knew with the start it would be another Swami landslide; however, I had no idea the early submissions would be so clueless. After we all shared a good laugh at them, I decided that perhaps the rules in my first article may have not been clearly stated so I will say this:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the object is to pick the winners, not the losers like the majority of the submissions I have received.

Please be sure to check back next week to see who captures the Week 1 crown. Now, without further delay, I will unveil my world-famous, award-winning, stone-cold, steel-pipe, cash-in-you- loose-change-jar, fearless-guaranteed winning predictions. Please send entries to 437mxs/swami@charleston.af.mil prior to the start of the early Sept. 14 games.

Sunday, Sept. 14
Chicago at Carolina
Tennessee at Cincinnati
Green Bay at Detroit
Buffalo at Jacksonville
Oakland at Kansas City
Indianapolis at Minnesota
N.Y. Giants at St. Louis
New Orleans at Washington
San Francisco at Seattle
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Miami at Arizona
San Diego
at Denver
Baltimore at Houston
New England
at N.Y. Jets
Pittsburgh at Cleveland

Monday, Sept. 15
Philadelphia at Dallas 43