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NEWS | Oct. 8, 2008

Amidon wins Week 5, Swami stays hot

By The Swami Football guru

Gerald "whooo, just having fun" Amidon (10-4) used the Monday Night Football tie breaker to edge the incredible Super Swami, "Flyin" Brian Sommerfeldt, "Super" Dave Linquist, Dan "one night" Fling, "Little" Anthony Komara, Kyle Jerkins and Bob "Rainbow" Trout who all finished 10-4 as well.

This week, I saw my beloved Steelers win a tough road game at Jacksonville, the winless "Cincy Cungles" gave "Da Boys" all they could handle at home. Then, I also saw the Colts pull off an amazing comeback over the "Useless Texans." Buffalo fell from the ranks of the undefeated and the "G-Men" continued to show why, at this point, they are the best team in the NFL with a ruthless beat down of the "Seattle Seapidgeons" who employed their famous "doughnut" defense -- the one with the big hole in the middle!

For the second consecutive week, the "dunce cap cellar dweller" award goes to the entrant only known as "Symbol." His symbol this week will be a down arrow as his winning percentage is plummeting as fast as the stock market!

Now, without further delay, I will present my Week 7 stone-cold, steel-pipe, sell your cats on Craigslist, fearless, world-famous Week 7 guaranteed-winning predictions. Please send your picks to 437MXS.Swami@charleston.af.mil prior to the early kickoff Oct. 19.

Week 7
Sunday, Oct. 19
(Byes: Arizona, Atlanta, Jacksonville, Philadelphia)
San Diego at Buffalo
New Orleans at Carolina
Minnesota at Chicago
Pittsburgh
at Cincinnati
Tennessee at Kansas City
Baltimore at Miami
San Francisco at N.Y. Giants
Dallas at St. Louis
Detroit at Houston
Indianapolis at Green Bay
N.Y. Jets at Oakland
Cleveland at Washington
Seattle at Tampa Bay

Monday, Oct. 20
Denver at New England 47