CHARLESTON AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. –
John "Hit Man" Hearn totally knocked out all challengers winning Week 10 with an awesome 13-1 record. Hearn's closest completion came from Bob "Rainbow" Trout who also posted a stellar 13-1 mark but fell two points short in the Monday Night Football tie-breaker.
This week saw the Titans keep their winning streak alive, the Lions keep their losing streak alive and the Cowboys, thanks in part to a bye week, did not lose.
Speaking of the Cowboys, the Swami has learned that team owner Jerry Jones' biggest concern is whether bail money counts against the salary cap.
This week's "stink out loud" award goes to the St. Louis "Clams" who were down 40-0 at halftime! This week's "dunce cap cellar dweller award" belongs to Anthony Komara who stumbled and bumbled to a 7-7 record. For this honor, Komara is going to have to march in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade wearing a Lions jersey, Rams hat, Bengals sunglasses and 49ers sneakers!
Please remember the Thursday night games, so have your picks in to 437MXS.Swami@charleston.af.mil prior to the kickoff of that game. Now, without further delay here are my Week 12 stone-cold, steel-pipe, eat Ramen noodles for a month, fearless, soon-to-be world famous, guaranteed winning predictions:
Week 12
Thursday, Nov. 20
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
Sunday, Nov. 23
Carolina at Atlanta
Philadelphia at Baltimore
Houston at Cleveland
San Francisco at Dallas
Tampa Bay at Detroit
Minnesota at Jacksonville
Buffalo at Kansas City
New England at Miami
Chicago at St. Louis
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee
Oakland at Denver
N.Y. Giants at Arizona
Washington at Seattle
Indianapolis at San Diego
Monday, Nov. 24
Green Bay at New Orleans 54