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NEWS | Sept. 23, 2009

The Swami asks Team Charleston, "Are you kidding me?"

By The Swami Football Guru

The great one has been reviewing some of the entry sheets that are arriving by the thousands, and have never laughed this hard in my entire life.

These feeble attempts to beat me have me contemplating changing the name from the Swami Cup, to the Last Comic Standing.

The Dallas Cowgirl faithful are already talking tons of smack, which is sure to end once they come to grips with getting punked in the inaugural game in their new stadium. Deadskin Nation is all excited about their pitiful three field goal offensive explosion against the woeful St. Louis Lambs. The swami also has a theory that Tony Romo and Jake Delhomme are the same person taking cross country Concord flights and changing uniforms, so from here on out I will refer to the interception machine as Jake Delomo!

Be sure to tune in next week to find out who the week three "King of the Hill" will be, and who earns the dubious "Dunce Cap Cellar Dweller" award. There was a glitch with the e-mail address that has been fixed so if you resend your week three picks showing sent prior to kick off, I will credit the wins.

Now, without further delay I bring you my week four stone-cold, steel-pipe lock, bet the kids' college funds, guaranteed winning predictions: E-mail your picks to 437mxs.swami@charleston.af.mil. Deadline for this week is Oct. 2 at 4 p.m.

Sunday, Oct. 4

Time                                            Visitor Team                                           Home Team

1 p.m.                                          Detroit Lions                                           Chicago Bears
1 p.m.                                          Cincinnati Bengals                                Cleveland Browns
1 p.m.                                          Oakland Raiders                                    Houston Texans
1 p.m.                                          Seattle Seahawks                                  Indianapolis Colts
1 p.m.                                          Tennessee Titans                                 Jacksonville Jaguars
1 p.m.                                          New York Giants                                    Kansas City Chiefs
1 p.m.                                          Baltimore Ravens                                  New England Patriots
1 p.m.                                          Tampa Bay Buccaneers                       Washington Redskins
4:05 p.m.                                    Buffalo Bills                                             Miami Dolphins
4:05 p.m.                                    New York Jets                                         New Orleans Saints
4:15 p.m.                                    Dallas Cowboys                                     Denver Broncos
4:15 p.m.                                    St. Louis Rams                                      San Francisco 49ers
8:20 p.m.                                    San Diego Chargers                             Pittsburgh Steelers

Monday, Oct. 5

Time                                            Visitor Team                                            Home Team

8:30 p.m.                                    Green Bay Packers                              Minnesota Vikings