CHARLESTON AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. –
Longtime Swami contestant Ron "Pats Fan" Desautels narrowly bested the incredible Swami by two points in the Monday Night Football tie breaker to claim week five.
Our 10-4 mark was also matched by the likes of Louis "Little Generals" Class, Chris "Randy" White, Bob 'Rainbow" Trout, Wendell "Sam" Donaldson and Kenneth "Shockmeister" Shockley.
The race for the Swami Cup is close so be sure to see the current top 10 in my next award winning feature article.
This week's 'stink out loud" award goes to the "Buffalo Chills" who were defeated by the "Cleveland Clowns" in a 6-3 offensive explosion despite their quarterback only completing two passes. Close behind were the "Deadskins" who gave up 17 unanswered points to the "Carolina Prancers" snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
Do you realize this was the fourth winless team in a row Washington has played? My "cellar dweller dunce cap award" recipient this week belongs to an entrant who goes by the mysterious name of "PTH" who claimed to be large and in charge, but floundered around like a beached whale comprising a fat 2-12 record.
Now to the part you all are waiting for - another installment of my fearless, stone-cold, steel-pipe lock, cash in your savings bonds guaranteed winning predictions.
Sunday, Oct. 25
Time (EST) Visiting Team Home Team
1 p.m. Green Bay Packers Cleveland Browns
1 p.m. San Francisco 49ers Houston Texans
1 p.m. San Diego Chargers Kansas City Chiefs
1 p.m. Minnesota Vikings Pittsburgh Steelers
1 p.m. Indianapolis Colts St. Louis Rams
1 p.m. New England Patriots Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4:05 p.m. Buffalo Bills Carolina Panthers
4:05 p.m. New York Jets Oakland Raiders
4:15 p.m. Chicago Bears Cincinnati Bengals
4:15 p.m. Atlanta Falcons Dallas Cowboys
4:15 p.m. New Orleans Saints Miami Dolphins
8:20 p.m. Arizona Cardinals New York Giants
Monday, Oct. 26
Time EST) Visiting Team Home Team
8:30 p.m. Philadelphia Eagles Washington Redskins