CHARLESTON AIR FORCE BASE, S.C. –
The incredible all knowing, self professed king of all football, the genius we all know and love, laid a beat down on Team Charleston going 12-4 this week.
The intelligent, handsome "Don Juan" of pigskin prognosticating edged "Flyin" Brain Sommerfeltd who also had a sweet 12-4 mark but lost on the Monday Night Football tie breaker.
In NFL action the Colts and Saints remained undefeated and very well could be on a collision course for the Super Bowl. Both had to come from behind although the Saints were greatly aided by the Washington "Deadskins" blowing a 73 point lead with 30 seconds left in the game.
The Swami has learned the hapless Raiders nearly froze to death following the game. It appears that someone painted a goal line if front of all of their hotel room doors preventing them from getting in.
It must be December as evidenced by another Cowboy's loss. They are 19-40 in December and will continue their free-fall all the way to their living rooms to watch the playoffs. My beloved Pittsburgh Steelers are in a free-fall but did manage to unveil their new holiday line of cologne; you wear it and the other guy scores.
This week's "cellar dweller" dunce cap award goes to "Super" Dave Linquist who could only muster a 7-9 record. The Swami is making him wear a Cleveland Browns mascot costume to his holiday party for his dismal effort.
Now without further delay I present my week 13 stone-cold, steel-pipe, fearless, call 1-800-cash-4-Gold, guaranteed winning predictions. Please send your picks to 437mxs.swami@charleston.af.mil
Thursday, Dec. 17
Time (EST) Visiting Team Home Team
8:20 p.m. Indianapolis Colts Jacksonville Jaguars
Saturday, Dec. 19
Time (EST) Visiting Team Home Team
8:20 p.m. Dallas Cowboys New Orleans Saints
Sunday, Dec. 20
Time (EST) Visiting Team Home Team
1 p.m. Chicago Bears Baltimore Ravens
1 p.m. New England Patriots Buffalo Bills
1 p.m. Arizona Cardinals Detroit Lions
1 p.m. Cleveland Browns Kansas City Chiefs
1 p.m. Atlanta Falcons New York Jets
1 p.m. San Francisco 49ers Philadelphia Eagles
1 p.m. Houston Texans St. Louis Rams
1 p.m. Miami Dolphins Tennessee Titans
4:05 p.m. Oakland Raiders Denver Broncos
4:05 p.m. Cincinnati Bengals San Diego Chargers
4:15 p.m. Green Bay Packers Pittsburgh Steelers
4:15 p.m. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Seattle Seahawks
8:20 p.m. Minnesota Vikings Carolina Panthers
Monday, Dec. 21
Time (EST) Visiting Team Home Team
8:30 p.m. New York Giants Washington Redskins