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NEWS | Dec. 9, 2009

Swami gloats over weekly win

By The Swami Football guru

The incredible all knowing, self professed king of all football, the genius we all know and love, laid a beat down on Team Charleston going 12-4 this week.

The intelligent, handsome "Don Juan" of pigskin prognosticating edged "Flyin" Brain Sommerfeltd who also had a sweet 12-4 mark but lost on the Monday Night Football tie breaker.

In NFL action the Colts and Saints remained undefeated and very well could be on a collision course for the Super Bowl. Both had to come from behind although the Saints were greatly aided by the Washington "Deadskins" blowing a 73 point lead with 30 seconds left in the game.

The Swami has learned the hapless Raiders nearly froze to death following the game. It appears that someone painted a goal line if front of all of their hotel room doors preventing them from getting in.

It must be December as evidenced by another Cowboy's loss. They are 19-40 in December and will continue their free-fall all the way to their living rooms to watch the playoffs. My beloved Pittsburgh Steelers are in a free-fall but did manage to unveil their new holiday line of cologne; you wear it and the other guy scores.

This week's "cellar dweller" dunce cap award goes to "Super" Dave Linquist who could only muster a 7-9 record. The Swami is making him wear a Cleveland Browns mascot costume to his holiday party for his dismal effort.

Now without further delay I present my week 13 stone-cold, steel-pipe, fearless, call 1-800-cash-4-Gold, guaranteed winning predictions. Please send your picks to 437mxs.swami@charleston.af.mil

Thursday, Dec. 17
Time (EST)      Visiting Team                          Home Team
8:20 p.m.          Indianapolis Colts                  Jacksonville Jaguars

Saturday, Dec. 19
Time (EST)      Visiting Team                          Home Team
8:20 p.m.          Dallas Cowboys                     New Orleans Saints

Sunday, Dec. 20
Time (EST)      Visiting Team                         Home Team
1 p.m.               Chicago Bears                        Baltimore Ravens
1 p.m.               New England Patriots           Buffalo Bills
1 p.m.               Arizona Cardinals                  Detroit Lions
1 p.m.               Cleveland Browns                  Kansas City Chiefs
1 p.m.               Atlanta Falcons                       New York Jets
1 p.m.               San Francisco 49ers             Philadelphia Eagles
1 p.m.               Houston Texans                    St. Louis Rams
1 p.m.               Miami Dolphins                      Tennessee Titans
4:05 p.m.         Oakland Raiders                    Denver Broncos
4:05 p.m.         Cincinnati Bengals                San Diego Chargers
4:15 p.m.         Green Bay Packers                Pittsburgh Steelers
4:15 p.m.         Tampa Bay Buccaneers       Seattle Seahawks
8:20 p.m.         Minnesota Vikings                 Carolina Panthers

Monday, Dec. 21
Time (EST)      Visiting Team                        Home Team
8:30 p.m.          New York Giants                   Washington Redskins